me at the club picking up girls: hey how are you doing. I would ask for your number but I already know it. you’re #1. I’ll call you later
Do you ever have a moment of sheer panic when you’ve told someone that you love them or that something is hurting and you just know that it isn’t going to change anything or make a difference so you’re stuck for an exhausted, awful moment thinking ‘what on Earth am I doing here? And when do I give up this fight?’
when pretty girl calls u pretty: br….br o..
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
steal her style: honey you’ve got a big storm coming lady
Matte Black Limited Edition Rolex ($22,500)
Christian Louboutin Rosel Suede Square ($495)
LOVE Black Zip Front Floral Skater Dress ($25.37)
Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?